Friday, July 16, 2010

UNC-Ch Football Program Under Investigation

Today brought news that the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill (UNC-Ch) Football Program is under investigation by the NCAA. In an interview today, Butch Davis attempted to quell the rumor that the source of the investigation is because of the Tarheel's tendency to lay down when playing the Wolfpack.

Davis said that "we are not under investigation because we can't beat NC State. That's simply because they are too good. We are under investigation for other reasons that I am not at liberty to disclose at this time."

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Obviously the Wolfpack is behind this. The NCAA has stated that some of the UNC defensive players have been using electronic media such as twitter to contact sports agents. Obviously UNC students don't have the knowledge to accomplish this on their own. Therefore, I believe this is a plot constructed by the intellectuals at NC State.

Unknown said...

"UNC defensive players have been using electronic media such as twitter" - This comment cracked me up. UNC players are as likely to have a conversation on twitter as Molly as Chesney.